हत्या और कत्ल में क्या फर्क है...?
शायद भाषा अलग-अलग है लेकिन मतलब एक ही है।
फर्क जानने के लिये नीचे का नुस्खा आजमायें।
ऑफिस से घर पहुंच कर पत्नि से कहो कि वह हत्यारिन लग रही है। पक्का रात का ख़ाना नहीं मिलेगा।
लेकिन अगर आपने कहा कि कातिल लग रही हो तो शाम की चाय पकोड़ों के साथ मिलेगी।
कृपया संभल के शब्दों का प्रयोग करें।
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MUNNA CIRCUIT
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WASHING TOWN"
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WASHING TOWN"
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan the!!!
smsMarket me Naya Hai Ghomaoooo Jorse ...
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time ke salmaan khan the!!!
smsMarket me Naya Hai Ghomaoooo Jorse ...
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Ek dum Gareeb joke:
Teacher to Boy: Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai?
Boy: Sir, Mein Buhut Garib Hu! Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi Hai!
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We, the people born between 1950-1986 are the blessed ones...
We are the awesome people..
We are the awesome people..
Our life is a living proof...
👉Not in an individual room but we slept along with our dad and mom..
👉We were never treated like a pack animals to carry our books to school..
👉We were never treated like a pack animals to carry our books to school..
👉While playing and riding bicycle, we never bothered to wear helmet..
👉After school time we played until its dusk but never watched t-world (TV) by locking ourselves in the room..
👉We played only with our real friends, but not with NET friends..
👉 If we ever felt thirst, we used to drink tap water but never searched for bottled water to quench our thirst..
👉We never got ill even after sharing the same juice with four friends..
👉We were never obsessed even after eating plate full of sweets and rice..
👉Nothing happened to our feet even after we used to roam bare footed..
👉Never worn spectacle even we used to read in dim light..
👉We never used any health supplements to keep ourself healthy..
👉We used to create our own toys and play with them..
👉Our parents were not rich, they never ran behind money and wealth.. They just searched for and gave only love.. not any worldly materials..
👉We stayed nearby to them so that they can communicate with us.. Just one word by them was enough to communicate.. Hence we never required any mobile phones to communicate..
👉We never visited doctor when we got ill but the doctor visited us during our illness..
👉We never used to share our emotions just by fake lip movement in mobile phone..
👉We used to listen to the truth and our conscience of our heart and used to write those things only in the letters, hence we never used to change our words..
👉We never had cellphone, DVD, Play stations, XBox, video game, Personal computers, internet, chat but we had many real friends..
👉We used to visit our friend's home uncalled and enjoyed food with them.. We never had to call them and ask their permission to visit their home..
👉During our period we had great leaders, who spent their wealth for the society not like this age's leader who steals other's wealth..
👉Relatives were near to us so our heart and soul were happy. Hence we never required any Insurance policy..
👉We may have been in Black and White Photos but you can find good colourful thoughts of those people..
Very True Saying.. 😊😊😊
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